Here’s what’s wrong with Cowboys & Aliens. Apparently, the problem is that it isn’t…

• Iron Man
• Aliens
• Predator
• Independence Day
• High Noon
• Stagecoach
• Tombstone
• Unforgiven
• Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Star Wars
• Casino Royale

Most of the complaints I’ve heard would be addressed if Cowboys & Aliens were more like the movies on that list.